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elaine l
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.....Willy Wonka
If you think you are too small to be effective then you have never been in bed with a mosquito......Bette Reese
If you think you are too small to be effective then you have never been in bed with a mosquito......Bette Reese
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
You Never Know Where You're Going Till You Get There... Sylvester The cat from The Bugs Bunny and friends Show
Maverick2272
Washing Up
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
Both unknown, but funny....
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
Both unknown, but funny....
Maverick2272
Washing Up
Oh, almost forgot one of my favorites:
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
elaine l
Head Chef
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent......Eleanor Roosevelt
jpmcgrew
Executive Chef
No good deed goes unpunished. Dont know who said it but seems to be the story of my life.
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
I'm a Gemini - I have a bunch of favorites
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no dancing, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Cary Collett
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka! I found it!' but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Humans beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
-=Albert Einstein=- 1879 - 1955
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no dancing, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Cary Collett
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka! I found it!' but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Humans beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
-=Albert Einstein=- 1879 - 1955
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Chaplain Kent
Cook
I am already against the next war.
Upon encountering a person "full" of themself, "Count yourself. You ain't so many." Buck's father.
(Thanks, Vicky. You know why.)
Even though I never got to meet Buck's father (He died before that was possible.), all I ever heard about him was super.
(Thanks, Vicky. You know why.)
Even though I never got to meet Buck's father (He died before that was possible.), all I ever heard about him was super.
bankai
Assistant Cook
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Of all great words of mouth or pen, the saddest are, "It might have been.".
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Be nice to your children, they pick your nursing home.
Don't eat yellow snow.
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Be nice to your children, they pick your nursing home.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Barbara L
Traveling Welcome Wagon
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Barbara
Barbara
DramaQueen
Head Chef
Amateurs built the Ark - professionals built the Titanic.
smoke king
Sous Chef
What would you try to accomplish if you knew you could not fail"
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
and finally......
"Don't go swimmin' with bowlegged women"
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
and finally......
"Don't go swimmin' with bowlegged women"
snack_pack85
Washing Up
"Someday, somebody's gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to, only once in your life...baby tonight, I gotta question for you."
It's actually a lyrics, about becoming engaged. My husband played the song for me right after he proposed.....
<3
It's actually a lyrics, about becoming engaged. My husband played the song for me right after he proposed.....
<3
deelady
Executive Chef
OOPS Barbara and I had the same quote in mind!! LOL
ok how about this one...
"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"
"When the Lord closes a door...somewhere he opens a window!"
ok how about this one...
"It is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"
"When the Lord closes a door...somewhere he opens a window!"
Adillo303
Head Chef
"Just because you CAN do a thing, it does not mean that you SHOULD do a thing."
I wish that I knew who said it.
"We will NEVER need any more than that."
The above has proceded almost every advance in computer hardware.
AC
I wish that I knew who said it.
"We will NEVER need any more than that."
The above has proceded almost every advance in computer hardware.
AC
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