Fortunately, Unfortunately

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately the sister ended up in the hospital with a hernia.

 

[pdswife]

Fortunately her dr. looked just like Richard Gere!

 

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately the doctor was a woman.

 

[pdswife]

Fortunately she'd had a s ex change operation

 

[Neeney]

(OMGosh, Laurie, you crack me up!!!)

Fortunately, the doctor was a Proctologist.

 

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately it was the sister's stomach that was the problem,

 

[Neeney]

Fortunately, she had a tummy tuck and her stomach was no longer an issue.

 

[pdswife]

unfortunately, the dr...may have left a pair of clips in her tummy while operating

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately the clips were made of a brand new dissolving metal that would be gone in a couple of days.

 

[Neeney]

Unfortunately, she had a mouth full of metal, and the metal clips traveled from her stomach to her mouth and welded it shut!

 

[pdswife]

Fortunately..she had always talked too much so having her mouth shut was a good thing.

 

[Barbara L]

Unfortunately a traveling magnet salesman happened to come by the room at that moment.

Barbara

 

[pdswife]

lol painpills make you funny Barbara!

Fortunately, she was out of the room when the salesman knocked on the door

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Unfortunately her sister was there and opened the door.

 

[pdswife]

fortunately her sister didn't wear braces!

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Unfortunately the hip replacement she had the year before put her in a very awkward position.

 

[Barbara L]

Fortunately, it turned out she really liked the salesman!

Barbara
P.S. Are you kidding Trish?! I have always had a warped mind!

 

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately the magnet salesman was setting off all the monitors in the hospital and was kicked out before he could give Herman's ex-wife his phone number.

 

[Barbara L]

Fortunately she looked out the window just as the salesman was getting in his van, and she noticed that his work number was on the side of the van.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately she didn't know he was her long lost twin brother that she never knew she had.