A friend sent this to me this morning. I just had to share it with you. I'm still laughing. Have a great day!
smiles, Trish ( I had to remove #3 it was a little strong for young ears)
FRIENDSHIP WEEK
Are you tired of those sissy-*** "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth!
Remember, a good friend will help you move, a REALLY GOOD FRIEND will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of 4.
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smiles, Trish ( I had to remove #3 it was a little strong for young ears)FRIENDSHIP WEEK
Are you tired of those sissy-*** "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth!
Remember, a good friend will help you move, a REALLY GOOD FRIEND will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of 4.
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