Hillbilly Definitions

[KAYLINDA]

Benign... What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium... What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan... Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize... Made eye contact with er.

Colic... A sheep dog.

Coma... A punctuation mark.

D&C... Where Washington is.

Dilate... To live long.

Enema... Not a friend.

Fester... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula... A small lie.

G.I.Series... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane.

Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.

Node... I knew it.

Outpatient... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative... A letter carrier.

Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery.

Rectum... **** near killed him.

Secretion... Hiding something

Seizure... Roman emperor.

Tablet... A small table.

Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor... More than one.

Urine... Opposite of mine.

Varicose... Near by/close by


Hope you enjoyed!

 

[C.Whalen]

I once bought a book about southern lingo when I visited Pigeon Forge Tennessee a few years ago. Very funny and close to the post made here.
I found the Smoky Mountains to be some of the most beautiful scenery that I have seen by the way.

 

[Buck]

Hillbilly RV:

 

[Michelemarie]

Very cute, thanks for making me laugh tonight.

 

[Chef_Jen]

Buck wheredya (notice all one word) get a picture of my house


LOL

 

[TATTRAT]

Mayonaise=An auwful lot of

example:"Maon aise alot of women here!"

 

[Maidrite]

I think ya'll are just about as silly as I am, Good fer you

 

[middie]

Idiot has a t-shirt with all these definitions on them. Of course I tried to steal it... with no success.

 

[BigDog]

Oh, boy, I feel the redneck in me just dying to bust through and show its colors! LOL!

Ironically, I'm originally from the northeast, and never lived nor spent any time in the south, but somehow there's some good ol' country boy in me.

Here's a favorite line of mine from Jeff Foxworthy for a redneck word.

Sensuous: Honey, sensuous up, grab me a beer!