How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

[texasgirl]

This is funny. At least I thought so, but, it doesn't take much for me.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animal attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




























Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

[Uncle Bob]

Miss Stacy.......

 

[texasgirl]

Miss Stacy.......

I know I know
i just can't help it!!

 

[Katie H]

Reminds me of an old Groucho Marx line, "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

 

[SixSix210]

This freakin hysterical. DW tried to firgure out some complex mess about the letters for giraffe and the letters for fridge being similar... LOL....

 

[meshoo96]

I HAVE to take this to work....my coworkers will not get it...most won't laugh either...

 

[meshoo96]

This freakin hysterical. DW tried to firgure out some complex mess about the letters for giraffe and the letters for fridge being similar... LOL....

Know what? Now you have done it...

 

[quicksilver]

Good show. I loved it. Thanks.

 

[miniman]

Great, BTW how do you tell if there is an elephant in your refridgerator?








.....footprints in the butter.

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

I am shaking my head in dejected shame. I have seen this group of riddles before and couldn't remember or figure out the answers to any of them except for which animal isn't in attendance. And I have a substantial IQ. Just goes to show you that a high IQ doesn't mean you can think outside the box, or in the fridge. I'm so sad. And so this is a very, very special, and heartfelt raspberry for you.

Seeeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

P.S. Keep up the good work.

 

[texasgirl]

I laughed to tears with this one. You know you get those moments that just hits your funny bony for now reason? this one did it for me. It's the sillliest ones that will do it and I was hoping it would do the same for ya'll!! Just feels good to laugh!!

 

[middie]

I sent that to my manager so I'm expecting a write up when I get to work lol

 

[MexicoKaren]

Oh gosh, that really hit my funny bone, too. I told it to DH over morning coffee and he just looked at me a little strangely. He suggested that our 9 and 11 year-old granddaughters, who are visiting next month, would love it. I'm sure they will - I'll have to remember to tell them (but of course, since I could not remember that I have an elephant in the refrigerator, there's little chance of that.)

 

[suziquzie]

I ALWAYS flunk those things!
What's that tell ya.......

 

[DrThunder88]

Wait a minute. What if my fridge is big enough for an elephant, a giraffe, and a dozen eggs?

 

[middie]

Then people like me would want your fridge !