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Old 04-12-2006, 02:02 PM   #1
Join Date: May 2005
Location: St. Clair Shores, Michigan
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Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car crash and went into a coma for nearly 6 months. She awakened to find she's no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. the babies are fine and your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no not my brother...he's such an idiot!" Expecting the worst she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girls name?"
"Denise" says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow! that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boys name?"

Some days you win Some days you lose Some days you get rained out But you have to put the uniform on everyday and be ready to Play................. Nick
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