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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mom," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
Suddenly she burst out crying, "But mom as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words.! You've got to come and get me and take me home...please mom."
"Sarah," he mother said, "calm down. Tell me, what could be so awful?"
"Please don't make me tell you," cried the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4 letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh mom, they were words like.dust,wash, iron, cook."
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression," he asked the youg lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir." he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
"Oh mom," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
Suddenly she burst out crying, "But mom as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words.! You've got to come and get me and take me home...please mom."
"Sarah," he mother said, "calm down. Tell me, what could be so awful?"
"Please don't make me tell you," cried the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4 letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh mom, they were words like.dust,wash, iron, cook."
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression," he asked the youg lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir." he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."