I entered a chili cookoff this weekend and practiced all week to get a pot the way I wanted it.
At 2:00 PM on Sunday I went up to present my prize winnin chili, only to find out the contest was on Saturday!!!!!!!
I lauged at myself all the way to the local Mexican restaraunt, only to find the person who had signed me up IN the place. Since I had the chili wit me, I went out and scooped her out a little dish of it and said take it home.
She took it to one of the judges, and called me and said that he said that was the best chili he had ever eaten and would have won WAY WAY.......
Oh well, even a doofus can cook sometimes!