Constance
Master Chef
RETIREMENT INVESTMENT TIPS
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
>$49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
>would have $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
>heavily and recycle.
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
>$49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
>would have $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
>heavily and recycle.
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
