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Old 07-28-2011, 12:40 PM   #1
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Men are not romantic!! Period!!!

Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...


He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?

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Old 07-28-2011, 12:44 PM   #2
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...at least he asked!
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sounds like dh!
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:55 PM   #5
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Date night, my house...chili with beans and beer, entertainment...pull my finger.
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:17 AM   #6
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I'm so glad my hubby is the romantic type and I'm not the mushy type. Never have to worry about that text happening between us.
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:38 AM   #7
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Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...


He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?
I once received a lipstick impression of a kiss on paper.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:55 AM   #8
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Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...

He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?
That's one if the funniest things I've seen all year!a LOL!!! Love it!!
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:35 PM   #9
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This is related:

DH was at a conference yesterday on the East coast, and called me from his cell phone. I kept saying, "What? What? You're breaking up, I can't hear you. Quit moving around so much!"

He said, "I'm in the bathroom, taking a ----."

TMI. So romantic.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:42 PM   #10
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This is related:

DH was at a conference yesterday on the East coast, and called me from his cell phone. I kept saying, "What? What? You're breaking up, I can't hear you. Quit moving around so much!"

He said, "I'm in the bathroom, taking a ----."

TMI. So romantic.
I emailed the joke to Shrek...he accused me of having PooPoo VooDoo...since he had just come out of that room.
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Old 08-09-2011, 01:58 AM   #11
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yes men are most romantic
Where are these men? I've yet to meet one! I would settle for flowers or a dinner on my birthday and the odd thank you for doing something nice for them!
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Old 08-09-2011, 02:00 AM   #12
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how odd does it have to be?
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Old 08-09-2011, 02:07 AM   #13
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how odd does it have to be?
Lets see.. Thank you dinner was nice (when you've scoffed 3 plates!)
Or thank you for making me chicken soup and rubbing my back with methol when I'm ill!
I'm not greedy, I'll settle for good manners!
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Old 08-09-2011, 02:18 AM   #14
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Where are these men? I've yet to meet one! I would settle for flowers or a dinner on my birthday and the odd thank you for doing something nice for them!
Darling I have to concede that although my largesse knew no domain and was ecumenical plus the fact that I was known as Dr Amore Prince of passion I did miss quite a few and you were one of the lucky ones
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Old 08-09-2011, 02:21 AM   #15
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Darling I have to concede that although my largesse knew no domain and was ecumenical plus the fact that I was known as Dr Amore Prince of passion I did miss quite a few and you were one of the lucky ones
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You make a lovely couple She's a lucky women.
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Darling it is I who is very very lucky. My father first advice about romance was Never Never Never fall asleep before your partner.
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Darling it is I who is very very lucky. My father first advice about romance was Never Never Never fall asleep before your partner.
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I bet you are a lucky man, your wife looks lovely.
Don't sell yourself short though, your a bit of a Casanova but a good man as far as I can tell
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Old 08-09-2011, 04:47 AM   #18
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I have to say my husband has a romantic streak, and I have a practical one, so we work well together. It helps that husband isn't a sports fanatic, or gambler, which, I've learned are pretty much the same thing.
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:15 AM   #19
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I was one of those young girls who grew up with the Barbie/fairy tale idea of romance. My DH is no Prince Charming! Even though he often forgets important anniversaries and rarely sends flowers or cards, he shows his love every day by getting up and going to a job he really does not enjoy (got transferred to another division) and compliments my cooking even when it turns out bad. He was supportive of my change of careers and encouraged me to quit my old job. When the lost paycheck cramped our finances, he found more classes to teach. We've been together 29 years (Aug 7, 1982). While romance is nice (and he does occasionally manage to get romantic) the daily devotion is just as important.
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Old 08-09-2011, 12:09 PM   #20
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All my Hubby is missing is a cave and a bat! lol!
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