Mish and Mud's Dictionary

[mish]

Soitenly! Would you believe I have never eaten pesto?

Mud, 2 new words for our dictionary

Pesto - def. An Italian pain in the you know what.

 

[mudbug]

ROFLMAO, mish!!!!

Now you've got me going..........

Bearnaise - bare naked mayonnaise

 

[kadesma]

Ok Mud and Mish,

you two just made me choke on my coffee
I can't wait to tell my Italian Hubby he's a pain in the pesto
kadesma

 

[mish]

kadesma, my cocoa almost came out of my nose. I'll try to use it in a sentence....

You pest-o you.

Alfredo:

Fear of a man named Alfred.

 

[mudbug]

I can't stop.........

pan sear
def. the practice of putting one's trousers on the wrong part of the anatomy

 

[mish]

I can't stop.........

pan sear
def. the practice of putting one's trousers on the wrong part of the anatomy

bra sear
def. the practice of putting one's brassiere on the wrong part of the anatomy for a short amount of time. (Note: not to be confused with brasserie.)

OMG, my tummy hurts from laughing.

Mud, can we put these posts in our DC new dictionary?

 

[mudbug]

Yes. I have to figure out how to split this thread and move the definitions over to your dictionary one (sorry, sarah, for hijacking this thread!). It's a little complicated and I'm a lotta stupid when it comes to these computer thingies. Plus, I have to leave soon to go watch Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man - hubba hubba!

 

[mish]

Mud, didn't want to give you extra woik. Maybe I can copy & paste em. Sorry Sarah, I couldn't stop. Russell, huh. I'm going to turn on the tv.

 

[mudbug]

No trouble. As a dutiful Site Helper I need to practice this stuff anyway.

Russell is just one dude on a long list, but he's the one with the new flick.

 

[mudbug]

OK, I've figured out how to do half of it (I think). Mish and I got to playing around with new words for a dictionary today and ended up hijacking sarah's thread about Olive Garden Alfredo sauce. I've moved most of our silliness here, but archaeologists might want to review mish's original post (Guess What's In the Dictionary) in this forum to see how we got started.

Please add any contributions to THIS thread until I figure out how to clean up after myself!

 

[mudbug]

OK, just to keep the ball rolling, one more for today:

devein - to remove the pomposity from Mick Jagger

 

[mudbug]

I'm sorry. I really can't help myself today:

Rama Lama Ding Dong
def. an unfortunate fusion experiment involving ramen noodles, a boiled cowboy boot, and a popular Hostess bakery confection

 

[middie]

ewwww mud that sounds terrible !!!
roflmao

 

[mish]

Mud, you did it, you did it. Thank you.

Trying to remember some...ummm

Flash in the Pan:

def. Bennifer

Hee, hee, devein.

"You're so devein. I bet you think this song wasn't about you, about you."

 

[mish]

Crawdaddie:

def: Joan Crawford's (or Cindy Crawford's ((sp?)) father.

Sueflay:

def: Food Network Management terminology when Mr. Flay runs amuk with grilling utensils.

Ho Ho:

def. What Don Ho says after too many tiny bubbles.

 

[mish]

Ranch Dressing:
def. Attire worn on the range.

fondue:
def. What you tell the bank & bill collectors when they come calling.

 

[mish]

Stir Crazy:
def. The sensation you feel when your blender breaks down. (Also see carpel tunnel syndrome.)

fork lift:
def. Mechanical device utilized when one is too tired to eat.

egg beaters:
def. People who abuse dairy products

 

[texasgirl]

My favorite saying

Fubar {foo bar}

F 'ed up beyond all recognition
from tango and cash

I've had alot of dinners that were fubar

 

[mish]

I've had alot of dinners that were fubar

Can I borrow that one, Texas?

Fubar: Bad service, lousy drinks & no cute single guys. FUBAR.

 

[texasgirl]

go right ahead, mish

I love it cause noone knows what I'm sayin )