A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was harraged for nearly two hours with a tirade for his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which the husband replied: "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife. Wednesday came and went with the same results. Finally on Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye...................mmmmmm.
LOL Cute! It reminds me of the one where the husband buys his wife a mood ring. When she is in a good mood it is a nice deep shade of blue. When she is in a bad mood it leaves a nasty red mark on her husband's forehead!