My favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny - but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the
truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a
member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken. Pork and beef too. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
Principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then
he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite ‘live’ animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was
because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the
Principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders.
" Guess where I am now...
“Bad men need nothing more to accomplish their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.”
― John Stuart Mill