OK, being silly now.

[Mad Cook]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Ten

 

[CatPat]

This is a word game! Ten tickles! It took me a minute to figure this.

Octopi have tentacles and if you say ten tickles fast, it sounds like tentacles! HA!

With love,
~Cat

 

[CatPat]

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?





No, they eat their fingers separately.

With love,
~Cat

 

[Dawgluver]

LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!

 

[CatPat]

LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!

And my popcorn also, yes?

With love,
~Cat

 

[Dawgluver]

With extra butter!

Here ya go, Cat:

Patient: I keep seeing vampires with fangs dripping blood.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, just vampires.

 

[CatPat]

With extra butter!

Here ya go, Cat:

Patient: I keep seeing vampires with fangs dripping blood.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, just vampires.

HA!!!!! I love that!

What do you get when you mix an elephant with peanut butter?

You either get peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant who sticks to the roof of your mouth.


With love,
~Cat

 

[PrincessFiona60]

A rooster lays an egg on a top of a hill, which way does the egg fall?




It doesn't, Roosters don't lay eggs.

 

[Mad Cook]

LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!

It took me a while to get it too. I had to repeat the whole thing out loud until it clicked.

It also occurred to me too late that it might not work with some American accents (my knowledge of American accents is largely based on Hollywood!).

:-D:-D:-D to all the above

 

[Mad Cook]

HA!!!!! I love that!

What do you get when you mix an elephant with peanut butter?

You either get peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant who sticks to the roof of your mouth.


With love,
~Cat

I'm sending that one to the friend who sent me the octopus one