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Old 07-08-2009, 05:56 AM   #1
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Post your best quote you've seen or heard!

I've just seen the coolest quote ran crossed my telly this morning when I flipped it on!


A psychiatrist is a guy who asks you expensive questions that your wife will ask you for free.

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Old 07-08-2009, 07:09 AM   #2
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:08 AM   #3
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Some of the best quotes are members' signatures...

...mine, for example.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:21 AM   #4
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Mine is my sig line, but I also get a kick out of Chuck Norris's "If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you" Lone Wolf McQuade.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:27 AM   #5
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A very popular quote in Bengali:

Sree Sree Ramakrishna Param Hansa Dev, a great spiritual teacher told to his disciples "bhoy kire pagla, aami to achhi" (why are you afraid, I am here to rescue).

You will ofcourse can't get the real flavor of this quote if you don't know Bengali.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:34 AM   #6
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A very popular quote in Bengali:

Sree Sree Ramakrishna Param Hansa Dev, a great spiritual teacher told to his disciples "bhoy kire pagla, aami to achhi" (why are you afraid, I am here to rescue).

You will ofcourse can't get the real flavor of this quote if you don't know Bengali.
Isn't Bengali one of the Thunder cat's from the 1980's cartoon?
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:55 AM   #7
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." Fran Leibowitz

"Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it." Andy Rooney
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:21 AM   #8
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one of my favorites, a former sig line of mine

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:29 AM   #9
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:45 AM   #10
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**I've been missing my ex-husband lately...but my aim is getting better

And Andy M - I have always loved your sig!
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:06 AM   #11
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I had to dig through my misc. pile of papers, but I found some more. I write these things down and throw them in a tray.

Quote by Chris Rock during the Bush administration:
You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named, "Bush, Dick and Colon."
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:17 AM   #12
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Albert Einstein explaining Relativity:

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:30 PM   #13
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I don't have a favorite quote but here's a recent Charles Schwab billboard ad which was plastered around L.A. which I thought was amusing.

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Old 07-08-2009, 02:00 PM   #14
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Voltaire's letter to a critic:

I am seated in the smallest room in the house.
I have your letter before me.
Soon it will be behind me.
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"It's always somthing, aint never nothing"
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:36 PM   #16
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I guess I like my sig line best, but if I come up with something else I'll let ya know by changing my sig line, lol!!
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:37 PM   #17
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These arrived in my in-box this afternoon:

Exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I'd give you poison,” and he said, “If you were my wife, I'd drink it.”

A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, sir,” said Disraeli, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.” Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.” Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” Abraham Lincoln

“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend... if you have one.” George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.” Winston Churchill, in response

“I feel so miserable without you. It's almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” John Bright

“I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.” Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.” Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” Paul Keating

“There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.” Jack E. Leonard

“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” Robert Redford

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” Thomas Brackett Reed

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” Charles M. de Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.” Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” Billy Wilder

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But, this wasn't it.” Groucho Marx

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Old 07-08-2009, 11:50 PM   #19
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Isn't Bengali one of the Thunder cat's from the 1980's cartoon?
No Bengali is the language spoken in Bengal. World's 7th largest spoken language. Bengali is very rich in literature, culture and heritage and also a very sweet language.I am Bengali.
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