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Old 04-10-2008, 10:01 PM   #1
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Show Us Your Sentence!

I just found this at another site I belong to. Give it a try!

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19--------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that!
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy!
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Green---------because I think I need some serious help!
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars!
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, and share it with us. I can't wait to see what you get stuck with!

Barbara

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Old 04-10-2008, 10:03 PM   #2
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I'm wearing a dark green shirt tonight, so mine is:

I yelled at a gangster because I think I need some serious help!

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Old 04-10-2008, 10:04 PM   #3
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:09 PM   #4
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I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that!
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:14 PM   #5
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LOL.. Paul's is

I danced with
My best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll. HEHEHEHEHEHEH
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:14 PM   #6
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I loved a squirrel because that's how I roll.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:15 PM   #7
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I ran over a birdbath because I can.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:25 PM   #8
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I had lunch with an ipod because the voices told me to........
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:30 PM   #9
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I think this couldn't be more wrong....... yet if it were true it couldn't be more right!

I licked my brother because I think I need some serious help.

Do I really want to try another?????
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:30 PM   #10
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I licked a monster because I'm crazy!
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:43 PM   #11
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Do I really want to try another?????
Go for it, suzi.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:47 PM   #12
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I sang to my dog cause I'm cool like that!

Lol... don't know about singing, but I do talk to her.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:48 PM   #13
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Can't remember what color DH's shirt was tonight..... he's either

I did the Macarena with a monster because that's how I roll
or
I did the Macarena with a monster because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I kinda hope he's wearing gray, its funnier!
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:48 PM   #14
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I licked a banana because big bird said to and he's my leader :)
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:55 PM   #15
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I think this couldn't be more wrong....... yet if it were true it couldn't be more right!

I licked my brother because I think I need some serious help.

Do I really want to try another?????
Licked can also mean beat up!

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Old 04-10-2008, 10:58 PM   #16
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Licked can also mean beat up!

Barbara
Ok good thinkin. THANKS
since I've done that before.....
before he got bigger than me anyway!
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:01 PM   #17
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I kicked a birdbath,because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

See what my dear friend Barb has led me to, kicking bird baths, and on the orders of a huge yellow bird!! Look out, they are coming to take me away away

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Old 04-10-2008, 11:24 PM   #18
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I jumped on a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Oh! How funny! Buck would love it!
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Old 04-11-2008, 12:38 AM   #19
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I will not write that I associate with little blue people because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

That would be wrong. Just wrong.
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Old 04-11-2008, 01:50 AM   #20
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I did the Macarena with a football player because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Wait a minute...I never danced the Macarena, let alone done it in front of others!
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