Smart Blonde Joke

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jkath

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $ 15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New
York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.​
 
jkath

That was great and I wanted again to thank you for everything you have been doing for me.

Yesterday someone said that I was replying to many Threads and then they told me what to do - but for the life of me I don't remember what they said to correct.

Please please help me through this.

Jill and Jolie - lol
 
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