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01-11-2014, 12:32 PM
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Sorry, But Your Cat Is Actually A Total Jerk
Let me make this clear first: I love cats. I've owned many of them, most of them Siamese which are my favorites but also the most infuriating, difficult, loud-mouthed, annoying ones.
But I love them.
So with that in mind, watch this:
Sorry, But Your Cat Is Actually A Total Jerk. It's Just Science.
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01-11-2014, 06:43 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Twin Cities Mn
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I've NEVVER "owned" a Cat and if you think you have, think again.
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01-11-2014, 07:18 PM
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Certified Cake Maniac
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The moment I laid eyes on Monkey in a cage in the vet's office, I knew the little 9 week old black fireball was sizing me up as a way out. Sure enough, I couldn't get her out of my mind and went back the next day. When she got in the house she owned it.
No, you never own a cat.
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01-11-2014, 07:31 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Yup, I have never owned a cat.
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01-12-2014, 04:06 PM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Friendship,MD.
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My Cats must be jerks because they allow me to live in there house.
I know that once I stop serving them they will kick me out on the street.
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01-12-2014, 04:12 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Look at those cute faces!!! Pretty kitties, Zagut!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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01-12-2014, 04:38 PM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Friendship,MD.
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Thank you Princess.
Lucy & Ethel are the loves of my life.
I'm grateful they let me stick around.
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01-12-2014, 05:26 PM
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Certified Cake Maniac
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Zagut, your babies are gorgeous and I love their names. I am guessing they are sisters. They look content so I don't think you have anything to worry about... for awhile, anyway!
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01-12-2014, 05:27 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Gorgeous kitties Zagut. And the arrogant look on the face of the one in front is priceless.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
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01-12-2014, 05:30 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Whiskadoodle
I've NEVVER "owned" a Cat and if you think you have, think again.  ...
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That's why they say that dogs have owners and cats have staff.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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01-12-2014, 05:42 PM
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Head Chef
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LPBeier. Yes they are sisters. But I'm not sure about nothing to worry about. I bought them a different brand of food and the looks I got have me worried.
Taxlady, The one in front with the arrogant look is Ethel and she's the shy one.
And yes those of us who have cats are staff.  ( But we love it.)
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01-12-2014, 05:45 PM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Zagut----- do your kitties, Ethel and Lucy have a brother named Ricky? Or Fred? (grin)
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01-12-2014, 05:51 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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That link took me to a Google Error page...
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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01-12-2014, 05:56 PM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
That link took me to a Google Error page...
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Man, you're FAST!  I tried posting a url for just one pic out of a series that had just been sent to me from a non-DC user (coincidence, no?) and it didn't work so I deleted it within about 60 seconds!
I'll try to find it as a stand alone---- but ya know what they say---- if you have to explain a joke.......
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01-12-2014, 05:59 PM
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Head Chef
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Posts: 1,702
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One more time
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01-12-2014, 06:05 PM
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Head Chef
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Location: Friendship,MD.
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Not that I know of Cave.
But when I get back to the house in the evening I do enjoy opening the door and saying "Lucy I'm Home"
BTW the link is still funny.
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01-12-2014, 06:47 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cave76
Man, you're FAST!  I tried posting a url for just one pic out of a series that had just been sent to me from a non-DC user (coincidence, no?) and it didn't work so I deleted it within about 60 seconds!
I'll try to find it as a stand alone---- but ya know what they say---- if you have to explain a joke....... 
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I'm just sitting around waiting for things to happen...  It was still funny.
Latté still stuffs her head in my shoes and fights them.
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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01-13-2014, 01:04 AM
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Certified Cake Maniac
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This is our little Monkey a few days after we got her. Don't let the crate, collar and lead fool you. She went in there on her own accord, uses the lead as a toy and has pretty much run the place since the second she arrived!
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01-13-2014, 01:11 AM
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Proud American
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Location: Asheville
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I love the photos of Lucy, Ethel, and Monkey! Yes, I've seen "I Love Lucy" and I loved the show.
I must post photos of Misty and Kali for you!
That link is very funny!
With love,
~Misty and Kali's Public Relations Officer
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01-13-2014, 11:21 AM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 1,702
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zagut
Not that I know of Cave.
But when I get back to the house in the evening I do enjoy opening the door and saying "Lucy I'm Home" 
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I'm glad that 'joke' still made some people giggle.
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