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Old 01-11-2014, 12:32 PM   #1
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Sorry, But Your Cat Is Actually A Total Jerk

Let me make this clear first: I love cats. I've owned many of them, most of them Siamese which are my favorites but also the most infuriating, difficult, loud-mouthed, annoying ones.

But I love them.

So with that in mind, watch this:

Sorry, But Your Cat Is Actually A Total Jerk. It's Just Science.
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:43 PM   #2
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I've NEVVER "owned" a Cat and if you think you have, think again.


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Old 01-11-2014, 07:18 PM   #3
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The moment I laid eyes on Monkey in a cage in the vet's office, I knew the little 9 week old black fireball was sizing me up as a way out. Sure enough, I couldn't get her out of my mind and went back the next day. When she got in the house she owned it.

No, you never own a cat.
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Old 01-11-2014, 07:31 PM   #4
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Yup, I have never owned a cat.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:06 PM   #5
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My Cats must be jerks because they allow me to live in there house.

I know that once I stop serving them they will kick me out on the street.
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:12 PM   #6
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Look at those cute faces!!! Pretty kitties, Zagut!
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Old 01-12-2014, 04:38 PM   #7
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Thank you Princess.

Lucy & Ethel are the loves of my life.

I'm grateful they let me stick around.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:26 PM   #8
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Zagut, your babies are gorgeous and I love their names. I am guessing they are sisters. They look content so I don't think you have anything to worry about... for awhile, anyway!
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Gorgeous kitties Zagut. And the arrogant look on the face of the one in front is priceless.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:30 PM   #10
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I've NEVVER "owned" a Cat and if you think you have, think again. ...
That's why they say that dogs have owners and cats have staff.
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:42 PM   #11
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LPBeier. Yes they are sisters. But I'm not sure about nothing to worry about. I bought them a different brand of food and the looks I got have me worried.

Taxlady, The one in front with the arrogant look is Ethel and she's the shy one.

And yes those of us who have cats are staff. (But we love it.)
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:45 PM   #12
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Zagut----- do your kitties, Ethel and Lucy have a brother named Ricky? Or Fred? (grin)
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:51 PM   #13
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That link took me to a Google Error page...
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Old 01-12-2014, 05:56 PM   #14
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That link took me to a Google Error page...
Man, you're FAST! I tried posting a url for just one pic out of a series that had just been sent to me from a non-DC user (coincidence, no?) and it didn't work so I deleted it within about 60 seconds!

I'll try to find it as a stand alone---- but ya know what they say---- if you have to explain a joke.......
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One more time

Now it won't be funny----- ---- but I'm stubborn.

http://www.damnlol.com/i/1a6d8e217f5...9fe3dc6ab3.jpg
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Not that I know of Cave.

But when I get back to the house in the evening I do enjoy opening the door and saying "Lucy I'm Home"

BTW the link is still funny.
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Old 01-12-2014, 06:47 PM   #17
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Man, you're FAST! I tried posting a url for just one pic out of a series that had just been sent to me from a non-DC user (coincidence, no?) and it didn't work so I deleted it within about 60 seconds!

I'll try to find it as a stand alone---- but ya know what they say---- if you have to explain a joke.......
I'm just sitting around waiting for things to happen... It was still funny.

Latté still stuffs her head in my shoes and fights them.
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This is our little Monkey a few days after we got her. Don't let the crate, collar and lead fool you. She went in there on her own accord, uses the lead as a toy and has pretty much run the place since the second she arrived!
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I love the photos of Lucy, Ethel, and Monkey! Yes, I've seen "I Love Lucy" and I loved the show.

I must post photos of Misty and Kali for you!

That link is very funny!

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~Misty and Kali's Public Relations Officer
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Not that I know of Cave.

But when I get back to the house in the evening I do enjoy opening the door and saying "Lucy I'm Home"


I'm glad that 'joke' still made some people giggle.
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