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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 Should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 , or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0
and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck. Tech Support
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Did anyone notice that once the installation of Husband 1.0 was completed that there were significant changes in the Wife 1.0 application?

Wife 1.0 immediately sent all sexy lingerie to the trash can and uploaded flannel PJs 4.3. Also, When Girlfriend 8.0 was replaced with Wife 1.0, many viruses appeared including the dreaded I Have a Headache virus and the repetitive I'm Too Tired virus. Both of which work in tandem with the add-on Is That All You Think About cookie.

Continued operation of the Wife 1.0 viruses will eventually result in Marriage 1.0 freezing up. Lawyers 2.3 and 5.5 will be uploaded by the two parties using up all system resources and making all applications inoperable and resulting in total system failure. Reboot is not an option.
 

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