Too funny, Constance.
I had 3 white ducks up north that didn't migrate. They were the best alarms that someone or something unknown was coming on the property.
And they were hysterical to watch. But it did hurt when they tried to bite. They're tongues have these little "spikes" on the edge that angle inward, I guess they work as filters, and those "suckers" hurt like heck!
Thanks for the reminder, and smiles.