The Evil Genie Game

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted! However he is so proud of his efforts that he somehow manages to call the head of every other country in the world to brag about it and runs up a huge long-distance bill!

I wish I had some cheesecake right now (to go with the turkey dinner! lol)

Barbara

 

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted. The only thing is.. it's made with Limburger cheese.

I wish I could ice skate like a pro.

 

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted. You ice skate like a pro--football player.

I wish my refrigerator was self-cleaning!

Barbara

 

[Erinny]

Granted -- but it got rid of everything in it.

I wish I had central heat.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted, but you have to be in the middle of things to really enjoy it.

I wish I could really cook like Jaques Pepin.

 

[Erinny]

Granted -- but you got salmonella because of some bad ingredients.

I wish I had a newer truck.

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted, but since you didn't specify newer than what, it is newer than your neighbour's 1979 piece of junk....by one year.

I wish I had perfect health. (it's okay, it is a game, be brutal!)

 

[Barbara L]

So not fair Laurie! Your wish is granted, but it was only in a dream. (But my prayers are still with you that perfect health is right around the corner, and in the meantime you have a wonderful husband who is helping out with it as much as he can!).

I wish my feet weren't cold!

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted, however your teeth will chatter for the next hour!

I wish I could have a big chewy chocolate brownie and not get a migraine.

 

[Erinny]

Granted -- but now you have uncontrollable flatulence.

I wish I had a new set of dishes.

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted. How do you like your Barbie tea set?

I wish I had a floor in my bathroom.

 

[Erinny]

Granted -- but it's been replaced by a Port-A-Potty.

I wish it would snow.

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted - you have been transported to Alaska!

I wish all the snow would instantly disappear

 

[Barbara L]

You have your wish. The snow has instantly melted. Oops, there's that darned flooding again!

I wish my clothes would fold themselves when they come out of the dryer!

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Hey, you watch who you are sending a flood to there Barbara! LOL!

Poof, your clothes are folded; however they are still soaken wet.

I wish I had a vanilla milkshake

 

[Erinny]

Granted -- but it's got a whole cup of vinegar in it.

I wish I had a washer!

 

[Barbara L]

Poof! You've got more than your wish. You have a drawer full of metal, plastic, and rubber washers!

I wish my sewing area was cleared up.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Poof! It is ALL gone!

I wish I could lose 20 pounds

 

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted. You have lost 20 pounds of cake flour and you have to have a wedding cake done by 11:00 a.m.!

I wish I had a wallet full of money!

Barbara

 

[Luvs2Cook]

Here you go, but its all Monopoly money.

I wish I could lose some weight