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Old 01-24-2009, 02:28 PM   #1
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The Evil Genie Game

1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.
2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist.


Example

Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.

Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.


My wish is: I wish I had a new truck.

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Old 01-24-2009, 02:39 PM   #2
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And a new truck you shall have.... but sadly, it can only turn left

I wish Jamie Oliver would knock on my door and ask " Trish, May I cook you and Paul dinner tonight, PLEASSSSSE?
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:12 PM   #3
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And he does come knocking, but your stove wouldn't work.

I wish I liked to paint so I could paint my house.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #4
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Granted, but Jamie has a really bad cold and his tastes are way off. Your dinner just tastes like salt.

I wish I had a brand new sailboat.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:22 PM   #5
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Sailboat granted!!!!! Have you seen The Money Pit?

I wish I could go visit my sister in Oregon!
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:29 PM   #6
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Your wish is granted. You find out from your sisters neighbor that she is in NC.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:30 PM   #7
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Your wish is granted. You find out from your sisters neighbor that she is in NC.
haha

- what is your wish?
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:35 PM   #8
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It is up a few post. No one granted my wish : (
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:40 PM   #9
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It is up a few post. No one granted my wish : (
Oops - I think just the last wish is viewed as the wish to answser. ANYWAY,

Poof - your wish is granted - you LOVE painting houses!!!!!! BUT, your love for painting houses? Your neighbors want you to stop painting their houses NOW! You are now involved in a Class Action Lawsuit

I wish my laundry was already washed, folded, and put away!
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:42 PM   #10
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Poof, done, but all your cloths are PINK!

I wish I was going out to dinner.
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:27 PM   #11
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Your wish is granted but you can only eat boiled liver and onions

i wish i lived in Arizona.........
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:35 PM   #12
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You now live in Arizona, but housing starts at one billion dollars.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:37 PM   #13
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your jacuzzi is granted but it has to be filled with nothing but ice cubes

i wish i lived in the country
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:00 PM   #14
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You live in the country....but so do 3 billion other people, all who like to listen to rap music at unbearable decibles.

I wish I spoke another language.
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Poof - you speak every language known to man...but, only the bad words!

I wish I didn't have to go into work right now and place our wine order for Monday!
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You do... you do!!

Sadly.. you're the only one that does....

I wish that chocolate pudding tasted great, was healthy and fat free and I could have a dish of it to eat when ever and where ever I wanted
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:08 PM   #17
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Poof! Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, it is all you can eat, and your face starts to break out!

I wish I could go on another vacation and meet more DC members!

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your wish is granted but you can only go to a country where you can't understand anyone and they can't understand you.

i wish summer would hurry-up and get here
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Old 01-24-2009, 08:00 PM   #19
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Your wish is granted, but the only clothes you can wear in the summer are wool pants and goose down parkas.

I wish someone would paint my house.
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your wish is granted but it has to be painted black and red checkered with all the checker pieces added.

i wish i lived on an ocean front and ownd a yaht
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