The Evil Genie Game

[Lefty7887]

1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.
2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist.


Example

Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.

Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.


My wish is: I wish I had a new truck.

 

[pdswife]

And a new truck you shall have.... but sadly, it can only turn left

I wish Jamie Oliver would knock on my door and ask " Trish, May I cook you and Paul dinner tonight, PLEASSSSSE?

 

[JustMeToo]

And he does come knocking, but your stove wouldn't work.

I wish I liked to paint so I could paint my house.

 

[GB]

Granted, but Jamie has a really bad cold and his tastes are way off. Your dinner just tastes like salt.

I wish I had a brand new sailboat.

 

[kitchenelf]

Sailboat granted!!!!! Have you seen The Money Pit?

I wish I could go visit my sister in Oregon!

 

[JustMeToo]

Your wish is granted. You find out from your sisters neighbor that she is in NC.

 

[kitchenelf]

Your wish is granted. You find out from your sisters neighbor that she is in NC.

haha

- what is your wish?

 

[JustMeToo]

It is up a few post. No one granted my wish : (

 

[kitchenelf]

It is up a few post. No one granted my wish : (

Oops - I think just the last wish is viewed as the wish to answser. ANYWAY,

Poof - your wish is granted - you LOVE painting houses!!!!!! BUT, your love for painting houses? Your neighbors want you to stop painting their houses NOW! You are now involved in a Class Action Lawsuit

I wish my laundry was already washed, folded, and put away!

 

[JustMeToo]

Poof, done, but all your cloths are PINK!

I wish I was going out to dinner.

 

[lifesaver]

Your wish is granted but you can only eat boiled liver and onions

i wish i lived in Arizona.........

 

[JustMeToo]

You now live in Arizona, but housing starts at one billion dollars.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

 

[lifesaver]

your jacuzzi is granted but it has to be filled with nothing but ice cubes

i wish i lived in the country

 

[VeraBlue]

You live in the country....but so do 3 billion other people, all who like to listen to rap music at unbearable decibles.

I wish I spoke another language.

 

[kitchenelf]

Poof - you speak every language known to man...but, only the bad words!

I wish I didn't have to go into work right now and place our wine order for Monday!

 

[pdswife]

You do... you do!!

Sadly.. you're the only one that does....

I wish that chocolate pudding tasted great, was healthy and fat free and I could have a dish of it to eat when ever and where ever I wanted

 

[Barbara L]

Poof! Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, it is all you can eat, and your face starts to break out!

I wish I could go on another vacation and meet more DC members!

Barbara

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted but you can only go to a country where you can't understand anyone and they can't understand you.

i wish summer would hurry-up and get here

 

[Katie H]

Your wish is granted, but the only clothes you can wear in the summer are wool pants and goose down parkas.

I wish someone would paint my house.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted but it has to be painted black and red checkered with all the checker pieces added.

i wish i lived on an ocean front and ownd a yaht