"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Off Topic Discussions
Click Here to Login
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 08-24-2010, 01:42 PM   #41
Mr. Greenjeans
 
bigdaddy3k's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1,741
Quote:
Originally Posted by msmofet View Post
.40 gets warts (which are the toads that people lick and get high from the secretions?)
MSM inserts roast beef
Cane toads.

Quote:
Originally Posted by KathleenA View Post
DaveSoMD gets 57 Heirloom Tomatoes.

Kathleen inserts a fruit roll-up.
Kathleen gets .78 cents in change.
BigD inserts a spork
__________________
No matter how many Bibles he swears on, when a dog tells you he's a vegetarian, he's lying.
bigdaddy3k is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2010, 08:51 PM   #42
Admiral of the Texas Navy
 
forty_caliber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 3,413
BigD gets a 7-11 Chili Dog
.40 inserts a spitting llama
__________________
"I must say as to what I have seen of Texas it is the garden spot of the world. The best land and the best prospects for health I ever saw, and I do believe it is a fortune to any man to come here."
Davy Crockett, 1836
forty_caliber is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2010, 09:07 PM   #43
Chef Extraordinaire
 
msmofet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 12,229
Quote:
Originally Posted by forty_caliber View Post
BigD gets a 7-11 Chili Dog
.40 inserts a spitting llama
.40 gets hanky
MSM inserts a chili dog
__________________
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
msmofet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2010, 09:40 PM   #44
Cupcake
 
Kathleen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Mid-Atlantic, USA
Posts: 3,266
Quote:
Originally Posted by msmofet View Post
.40 gets hanky
MSM inserts a chili dog
MSM gets heartburn.

Kathleen inserts a roll of TUMS.
__________________


~Kathleen

A little bit Ginger. A little bit Mary Ann.
Kathleen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2010, 09:56 PM   #45
Chef Extraordinaire
 
msmofet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 12,229
Quote:
Originally Posted by KathleenA View Post
MSM gets heartburn.

Kathleen inserts a roll of TUMS.
Kathleen gets a bottle of Beano
MSM inserts milk
__________________
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
msmofet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-24-2010, 10:39 PM   #46
Contest Winner
 
Maidrite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Pageland SC
Posts: 3,113
msmofet gets a Canteen Sandwich.................
Maidrite inserts Solidworks 2010
__________________
If you need a smile, take mine, I'll make a new one.
Maidrite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2010, 07:58 PM   #47
Cupcake
 
Kathleen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Mid-Atlantic, USA
Posts: 3,266
Maidrite gets a computer where all programs are a pong game.

Kathleen inserts an iTunes card.
__________________


~Kathleen

A little bit Ginger. A little bit Mary Ann.
Kathleen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2010, 08:01 PM   #48
Mr. Greenjeans
 
bigdaddy3k's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1,741
Kathleen gets a sympathetic smile and a boat load of free MP3s.

BigD inserts a golf towel.
__________________
No matter how many Bibles he swears on, when a dog tells you he's a vegetarian, he's lying.
bigdaddy3k is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2010, 10:53 PM   #49
Chef Extraordinaire
 
msmofet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 12,229
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigdaddy3k View Post
Kathleen gets a sympathetic smile and a boat load of free MP3s.

BigD inserts a golf towel.
Big D gets tiger woods tee
MSM inserts a tomato
__________________
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
msmofet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2010, 11:56 AM   #50
Cupcake
 
Kathleen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Mid-Atlantic, USA
Posts: 3,266
MSM gets soup.

Kathleen inserts a shiny penny.
__________________


~Kathleen

A little bit Ginger. A little bit Mary Ann.
Kathleen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2010, 12:40 PM   #51
Chef Extraordinaire
 
msmofet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 12,229
Quote:
Originally Posted by KathleenA View Post
MSM gets soup.

Kathleen inserts a shiny penny.
Kathleen get a visit to the Lincoln Memorial
MSM inserts mushrooms
__________________
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
msmofet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 01:56 AM   #52
Traveling Welcome Wagon
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere, US
Posts: 15,716
Quote:
Originally Posted by msmofet View Post
Kathleen get a visit to the Lincoln Memorial
MSM inserts mushrooms
MSM gets a moldy copy of the book "Understand your fungus."

Barbara L inserts a block of cream cheese.

Barbara
Barbara L is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 01:09 PM   #53
Admiral of the Texas Navy
 
forty_caliber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 3,413
Barbara L gets a whole cherry cheesecake.

.40 inserts Bilbo Baggins
__________________
"I must say as to what I have seen of Texas it is the garden spot of the world. The best land and the best prospects for health I ever saw, and I do believe it is a fortune to any man to come here."
Davy Crockett, 1836
forty_caliber is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 02:17 PM   #54
Certified Cake Maniac
 
LPBeier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Great "Wet" North
Posts: 20,400
.40 gets a very odd gold ring

LPB inserts a 3 tier wedding cake
__________________
Living gluten/dairy/sugar/caffeine-free and loving it!
LPBeier is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 03:45 PM   #55
Traveling Welcome Wagon
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere, US
Posts: 15,716
Quote:
Originally Posted by LPBeier View Post
.40 gets a very odd gold ring

LPB inserts a 3 tier wedding cake
LPB gets a tiered garden kit

Barbara L inserts a pound of Cajun roast beef

Barbara
Barbara L is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 04:18 PM   #56
Half Baked
 
4meandthem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Bay Area California
Posts: 2,018
Barbara gets a Cajun

4meandthem inserts a quick read thermometer
__________________
Just be yourself! Everyone else is taken.

My Flickr stuff!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/e_maxwell_photography/
4meandthem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 04:44 PM   #57
Certified Cake Maniac
 
LPBeier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Great "Wet" North
Posts: 20,400
4meandthem gets a turkey cooked "just right"

LPB inserts a 10 pound sack of potatoes
__________________
Living gluten/dairy/sugar/caffeine-free and loving it!
LPBeier is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 04:47 PM   #58
Senior Cook
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 415
LPB receives one cubic metre of potato chips.

Linux inserts a traffic warden.
Linux is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 04:52 PM   #59
Certified Cake Maniac
 
LPBeier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Great "Wet" North
Posts: 20,400
Linix receives one dozen parking tickets and one for speeding!

LPB inserts a hairdresser
__________________
Living gluten/dairy/sugar/caffeine-free and loving it!
LPBeier is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-17-2010, 05:24 PM   #60
Master Chef
 
DaveSoMD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Maryland
Posts: 7,341
LPB gets back a B-52 style wig

DaveSoMd inserts a bag of MnMs
__________________
Quoth the chicken, "Fry some more."
AB - Good Eats: Fry Hard II
DaveSoMD is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:10 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.