Timothy
Head Chef
Mine was a meal I had in a small restaurant in Maryland. My sister and I decided to have a meal together and catch up on our talk.
I was having a rather tough steak, and the steak knives offered there were not very good. The plates we had were the type that were deep and had a sloping side.
Well, you probably see what's coming. I didn't. I was trying to cut a bite off, and the sawing was getting old. I put a lot of pressure in the knife and all of a sudden, the bite separated and went flying off the edge of my plate, through the air, a good 20 feet, and landed, right smack dab in this lady's purse on the other side of the room.
I was shocked! I looked around the restaurant , and absolutely no one else seemed to have seen my blunder!
My sister was almost laying on the table, she was laughing so hard. Tears streaming down her face in uncontrollable hysterics. It got me going too.
Well, as bad as I was, I didn't say anything to the lady, and when she and her friend went to pay for their meal, she picked up her purse, dipped her hand into it and quickly pulled it back out with such an expression on her face! Then she reached back in with two fingers and pulled out that bite of steak! OMG, I thought my sister was going to fall on the floor! She was totally out of control! All I could do is try to keep myself under control.
The ladies bent towards each other and were obviously trying to figure out how in the world that hunk of meat got into her purse.
One of the funniest moments in my life.
I was having a rather tough steak, and the steak knives offered there were not very good. The plates we had were the type that were deep and had a sloping side.
Well, you probably see what's coming. I didn't. I was trying to cut a bite off, and the sawing was getting old. I put a lot of pressure in the knife and all of a sudden, the bite separated and went flying off the edge of my plate, through the air, a good 20 feet, and landed, right smack dab in this lady's purse on the other side of the room.
I was shocked! I looked around the restaurant , and absolutely no one else seemed to have seen my blunder!
My sister was almost laying on the table, she was laughing so hard. Tears streaming down her face in uncontrollable hysterics. It got me going too.
Well, as bad as I was, I didn't say anything to the lady, and when she and her friend went to pay for their meal, she picked up her purse, dipped her hand into it and quickly pulled it back out with such an expression on her face! Then she reached back in with two fingers and pulled out that bite of steak! OMG, I thought my sister was going to fall on the floor! She was totally out of control! All I could do is try to keep myself under control.
The ladies bent towards each other and were obviously trying to figure out how in the world that hunk of meat got into her purse.
One of the funniest moments in my life.