fortune cookie

[Sweetdaisy]

does any one have a website where i can get some already made fortune cookie phrases? i can think of any and its drivin me nuts lol thanks in advance

 

[Psiguyy]

Don't know about ready made sayings, but I bet we can come with with a few. I'll start.

Confusion [sic] says, "Eat many fortune cookies means fat days ahead."

Confusion says, "Better for person to toss a fortune cookie than for person to toss their cookies."

 

[jasonr]

"You have been posioned"

 

[chefcyn]

I googled: "fortune cookie" and this was the first of many results
http://www.badcookie.com/