You have performed an Illegal Operation

[TexasTamale]

#2,4,7,8 are Spot On in this house!


Your Computer informs You...
"You have performed an Illegal Operation"

Here lies the real reasons!.....

01. The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

02. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.

03. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

04. Windows crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

05. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

06. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

07. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

08. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

09. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

10. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

12. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be typed.

13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

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[jkath]

I love #4!!!

 

[Paint]

The message that makes this very technologically illiterate lady panic is the one at the bottom of the dreaded blue screen that says something like "Now beginning deleting physical memory" Heck, I have little enough physical memory as it is, without it being deleted thankyou!

Paint.

 

[middie]

jkath i liked number 4 myself lol

 

[Maidrite]

#6 is most mens three stage life!