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A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he
[SIZE=-1]is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there. Without my[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back."[/SIZE]
A waitress is explaining to a guest in the restaurant that the specialty
[SIZE=-1]of the day is calf tongue in beautiful port wine sauce. The guest shakes[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]his head and says, "I don't want anything that comes from an animal's[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]mouth, just give me some eggs."[/SIZE]
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