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02-14-2005, 12:07 PM
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Hospitality Queen
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Southern California
Posts: 11,448
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Can I get some Polish Sausage?
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some
"Polish Sausage."
The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am. But
let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian
Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I
asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog,
would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you
for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would
ya, huh? Would Ya"
The clerk says, "Well no."
"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you
ask me if I was Irish? ! What about Canadian Bacon,
would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignaton, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked
for Polish Sausage?'
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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02-14-2005, 12:27 PM
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Chief Eating Officer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA,Massachusetts
Posts: 25,518
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This would be even funnier if my Home Depot didn't sell polish sausages, but they do
No seriously, they have a cart outside and my parents actually go there for lunch sometimes LOL.
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02-14-2005, 01:27 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,862
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Cooper, you'll never know how I needed this. It is a gift when you make someone laugh. You sure did! I forwarded this to some others who go to Home Depot regularly. They will sure be pleased that they haven't made the same mistake. Thanks for sharing. Like I said it was surely appreciated.
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02-14-2005, 01:59 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA,Michigan
Posts: 3,150
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Hey....our Home Depot serves up hot dogs and polish sausage.
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02-14-2005, 02:48 PM
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DC Grandma
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA,California
Posts: 3,217
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I think they all do but my surprise was with Tomatoes!
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02-14-2005, 03:11 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 4,677
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02-14-2005, 03:41 PM
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Master Chef
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NW Chicago Burbs'
Posts: 6,070
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Thats awsome!
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02-14-2005, 05:08 PM
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Certified Executive Chef
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eugene, Oregon
Posts: 3,615
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~copper, that sounds like it could be a blond joke, enjoyed it.
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02-14-2005, 07:24 PM
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Senior Cook
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bevier, Missouri, USA
Posts: 386
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Quote:
Originally Posted by norgeskog
~copper, that sounds like it could be a blond joke, enjoyed it.
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BLONDE! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSESD TO MEAN! LoL...That was pretty good cooper. Enjoyed the laugh.
â€*CookinBlondieâ€*
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02-14-2005, 07:59 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: May 2004
Location: USA,Wisconsin
Posts: 4,567
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Thanks Copper.
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02-15-2005, 08:19 AM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: USA,Minnesota
Posts: 1,285
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Thanks for the giggles. :D
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02-15-2005, 06:47 PM
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Certified Executive Chef
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eugene, Oregon
Posts: 3,615
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CookinBlondie
Quote:
Originally Posted by norgeskog
~copper, that sounds like it could be a blond joke, enjoyed it.
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BLONDE! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSESD TO MEAN! LoL...That was pretty good cooper. Enjoyed the laugh.
â€*CookinBlondieâ€*
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I am blond and have been the brunt of blond jokes all my life. A friend :?: even sent me a beautiful blue sign with roses on it which says, I'm blond, what's your excuse? I always respond that blond jokes are short so brunettes can understand them.
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