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Dove · 02-11-2005, 04:01 PM

> Feline Heaven
>
> A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the
> gate and says, "You have
> been a good cat all of these years. Anything you
> desire is yours, all you have
> to do is ask."
>
> The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a
> poor family on a farm and
> had to sleep on hardwood floors."
>
> God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy
> pillow appears.
>
> A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic
> accident and they go to
> Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same
> offer that He made the cat. The
> mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats,
> dogs and even women with
> brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair
> of roller skates, we wouldn't
> have to run anymore."
>
> God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse
> is fitted with a beautiful
> pair of tiny roller skates.
>
>
> About a week later, God decides to check and see how
> the cat is doing. The
> cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently
> wakes him and asks, "How are
> you doing? Are you happy here?"
>
> The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've
> never been happier in my
> life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending
> over are the best!"