70 year old George went to the doctor. When all his test results came in, the doctor told him, "George, you're doing great physically, but how are you doing mentally and spiritually? How's your relationship with God? George said, "Me and God are tight. He knows I'm going a little blind so he's worked it out that when I have to go to the bathroom at night, *poof* the light goes on and when I'm done, *poof* the light goes off. " The doctor thought this was amazing so she calls George's wife. "Gertrude, your husband's doing fine physically, but is it true that when he goes to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?" "Gosh Darn it," Gertrude replied, "he's peeing in the fridge again!"