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Old 01-04-2006, 03:40 PM   #1
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Good for a senior laugh

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at Health Care America

to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and

be cheerful.'



"The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur.

Be careful.'"

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Old 01-04-2006, 03:41 PM   #2
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oh wasabi, that is great!!
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Old 01-04-2006, 07:27 PM   #3
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hahahhhahahaha! decisions, decisions...
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:17 AM   #5
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:49 PM   #6
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Two neighbors appreared in court, each woman accusing the other of causing trouble in their building.
"Lets get to the evidence", the judge said in an effort to end their bickering. " I'll hear the oldest woman first".
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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Old 03-23-2013, 08:08 AM   #7
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Two neighbors appreared in court, each woman accusing the other of causing trouble in their building.
"Lets get to the evidence", the judge said in an effort to end their bickering. " I'll hear the oldest woman first".
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

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Old 03-23-2013, 12:28 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:49 AM   #11
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"Lets get to the evidence", the judge said in an effort to end their bickering. " I'll hear the oldest woman first".
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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Old 04-22-2013, 01:11 PM   #12
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ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.

Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came home.

My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing'! Gramma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grampa, and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a Gramma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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Gramma was a pistol!

I would have enjoyed sitting next to her at the family reunion!
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ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.

Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came home.

My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing'! Gramma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grampa, and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a Gramma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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Talking

A little boy looks closely at his grandfather's face and asks "what are all those lines for?"

"They're laughter lines"

The boy thought about this for a bit....then said

"well, it must have been a really funny joke!"
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