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Old 10-21-2005, 12:56 PM   #21
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middie - I just found a couple dollars in the dryer - it's yours!
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Old 10-21-2005, 01:50 PM   #22
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I didn't have any money but I robbed Jim's billfold...he had $ 3.00....and I'll check under the tables tonight!
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Old 10-21-2005, 01:56 PM   #23
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do they take czech notes? I have a few around but have no idea what they are worth...
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Old 10-21-2005, 02:30 PM   #24
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Middie, You are saved, the money's waiting at the bank for you. All you have to do is go down to our Bank at let's say 3:43 a.m. with a Crowbar and some dynamite and in a few minutes you will have all your money plus ! OH BY THE WAY, YOU WILL OF COURSE GO TO JAIL ON THIS. AND YOU NEVER HEARD ME MENTION THIS PLAN. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR KIDNAPPING ANYWAY. SO THE LAW DOESN'T SCARE YOU ANYWAY !
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Old 10-21-2005, 02:53 PM   #25
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yay maidrite !!!!!!! but what happens when the police kidnap me ??
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Old 10-21-2005, 02:58 PM   #26
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Let's get back to fundraising, folks!

As I'm packing my stuff to move, I keep finding money here and there. So far, from the living room and a bathroom, I've got $17.68. Add it to the kitty, middie!
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Old 10-21-2005, 03:56 PM   #27
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yay maidrite !!!!!!! but what happens when the police kidnap me ??
If you Left click on the right parts of some of my posts you will get messages That you can't see ! I LOVE THIS THING ! Oh by the way your answer is waiting there !
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:27 PM   #28
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I've kidnapped myself. Give me $100,000
or you'll never see me again !!
Sorry to pop your ballon Middie, but you know our policy about advertising for money... this is gonna cost you $20,000 for spamming on DC.
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:43 PM   #29
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I'll pay that MJ, and I can pay for Middie's ransom too cause I won the power ball lottery! Ok I didnt, so I have $10.31 to contribute.
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:53 PM   #30
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I'll pay that MJ, and I can pay for Middie's ransom too cause I won the power ball lottery! Ok I didnt, so I have $10.31 to contribute.
Wow. You just about became my best friend.
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:59 PM   #31
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Amber, you were always my favorite.
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Old 10-21-2005, 07:54 PM   #32
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I just found $4 in pennies that can be added!
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Old 10-21-2005, 08:05 PM   #33
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So, how much are we up to?
Oh, and here's another donation - $4.52 left on a Starbuck's card.
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:25 PM   #34
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Sorry to pop your ballon Middie, but you know our policy about advertising for money... this is gonna cost you $20,000 for spamming on DC.
fine... give me my ransom and i'll send 20,000 back to you
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:51 AM   #35
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Middie quit torturing yourself, Give Yourself a break, I have MJ's wallet here, He won't miss this $2500.00 with all those $100's and these 3 bricks of Bearer Bonds ! I will just put the rest Back SHHHHHHHH !
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:54 AM   #36
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Oh Hurly said he would pay the rest as soon as he get back from the island where ever that is !
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:56 AM   #37
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I found $2.25 in quarters under the seat of my car from a trip to the laundry mat to donate to the cause. They have been there for at least a year because the last time I visited a laundry mat was when I was on vacation October 2004.
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:02 PM   #38
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okay ... i think we almost have enough now lol
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