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Old 09-30-2005, 04:20 PM   #1
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I'm not sure about my new doctor...

The doctor I've seen since I was a teenager has retired and turned his practice over to another doctor that I'm not so sure I trust.

His name is L.O. Caucus, Chief of Staph.

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Old 09-30-2005, 04:36 PM   #2
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You are joking!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aren't you???????
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Old 09-30-2005, 06:45 PM   #3
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You gotta be kidding!!

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Old 10-01-2005, 12:17 AM   #4
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Well, all joking aside ,,

I Have Heard that he has a really "Infectious" personality!
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:54 AM   #5
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So funny, I always appreciate medical humour, I think I'm big funny boned
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Old 10-01-2005, 02:15 AM   #6
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A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the nurse as she handed him a very skimpy johnny.

"That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe."

"That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
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Old 10-01-2005, 02:23 AM   #7
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We have 2 doctors near us called Dr.Surgeon and Dr.Death!!! (he pronounces it De arth)
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:10 AM   #8
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Raven, you really had me wondering "why you were posting such personal information in the game section" Very good!!!
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:53 AM   #9
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Just be sure that when you have to see a proctologist He dont have a hand on both shoulders during the exam?
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:01 AM   #10
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A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the nurse as she handed him a very skimpy johnny.

"That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe."

"That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"

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Just be sure that when you have to see a proctologist He dont have a hand on both shoulders during the exam?
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:25 PM   #11
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If his name is Dr. Ben Dover - RUN
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:33 PM   #12
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If his name is Dr. Ben Dover - RUN

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OMG, I can't breathe!!
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:37 PM   #13
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My doctor is Chinese-Dr. Say Ahh
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:39 PM   #14
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Old 10-03-2005, 05:41 AM   #15
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Ben Dover? Hey! I used to know his sister Ilean!
She was a bouncer at a bar overlooking the grand canyon run by Tony the Tiger called "Grrrreats!".

Yes, I'll never forget the day Ilean Dover fell from Grreats.



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Ben Dover? Hey! I used to know his sister Ilean!
LOL, this is a laugh riot...hey aren't they related to Inda Bath?
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Old 10-03-2005, 10:24 AM   #17
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I used to know his sister Ilean!
She was a bouncer at a bar overlooking the grand canyon run by Tony the Tiger called "Grrrreats!".

Yes, I'll never forget the day Ilean Dover fell from Grreats.



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What a coincidence. We worked together at a bar overlooking the Grand Canyon at Hooters.
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Old 10-03-2005, 10:27 AM   #18
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If his name is Dr. Ben Dover - RUN
I acctually had a teacher in high school who's name was Ben Dover. He was a strange little man.
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I acctually had a teacher in high school who's name was Ben Dover. He was a strange little man
Spooky Crews, that description leaves a lot to be imagined about the real Ben Dover that you knew!

I once knew of a guy name Matthew Bates (Matt Bates), no - really, he was related to my middle school shop teacher.
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I once knew of a guy name Matthew Bates (Matt Bates), no - really, he was related to my middle school shop teacher.
I knew his brother, Norman. He kept a really clean shop.
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