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Old 09-21-2005, 05:02 PM   #1181
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:34 PM   #1182
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:36 PM   #1183
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:37 PM   #1184
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:20 PM   #1185
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:22 PM   #1186
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:24 PM   #1187
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:03 PM   #1189
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:09 PM   #1190
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:59 PM   #1191
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:03 AM   #1192
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:04 AM   #1193
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His brother Arvin

(I went to school with a Marvin and Arvin. They were twins)
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:06 AM   #1194
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:21 AM   #1195
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:27 AM   #1196
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:36 AM   #1197
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