Ponderisms

[gwkr36a]

Ponderisms

• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

[middie]

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

[texasgirl]

Yep, I know a few people that would look good as slinkies! LOL

[pdswife]

Thanks for the giggle.
I needed one!

[KAYLINDA]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

I don't have to worry about this one!

[mrsmac]

* Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
*How come phonetic starts with ph??
*Why is abbreviation such a long word?