Ponderisms

[gwkr36a]

Ponderisms

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• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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  [*]The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.[/font] [font=Times New Roman, Times]
  [*]Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.[/font] [font=Times New Roman, Times]
  [*]Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.[/font] [font=Times New Roman, Times]
  [*]Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?[/font] [font=Times New Roman, Times]
  [*]Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.[/font]

 

[middie]

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

 

[texasgirl]

Yep, I know a few people that would look good as slinkies! LOL

 

[pdswife]

Thanks for the giggle.
I needed one!

 

[KAYLINDA]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

I don't have to worry about this one!

 

[mrsmac]

* Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
*How come phonetic starts with ph??
*Why is abbreviation such a long word?