middie
Chef Extraordinaire
Never raise your hands to your wife... it leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm not into working out. My pholosophy: No pain, no pain.
I am in shape. Round's a shape.
I'm trying to figure out why kaikaze pilots wore helmets.
I always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he get mad, but when he's in a car he sticks his head out the window ?
Have you ever noticed anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster is a maniac ?
You have to stay in shape, My grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today's she's 97 and we have no idea where she is.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they'd never be caught dead in otherwise.
I have six locks on my dorr all in a row. When I leave I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they're always locking three.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. Thay always say because they're such beautiful animals. There you go, I think my mother's beautiful, but I only have photographs of her.
I'm not into working out. My pholosophy: No pain, no pain.
I am in shape. Round's a shape.
I'm trying to figure out why kaikaze pilots wore helmets.
I always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he get mad, but when he's in a car he sticks his head out the window ?
Have you ever noticed anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster is a maniac ?
You have to stay in shape, My grandmother started walking when she was 60. Today's she's 97 and we have no idea where she is.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they'd never be caught dead in otherwise.
I have six locks on my dorr all in a row. When I leave I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they're always locking three.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. Thay always say because they're such beautiful animals. There you go, I think my mother's beautiful, but I only have photographs of her.
