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Old 11-16-2005, 12:33 AM   #21
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I tried entering DH to see what happened and here are the results:

Doing It Right Before Your Dh :)
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Old 11-16-2005, 12:54 AM   #22
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OBEY YOUR THE Z

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FEEL THE MARK !

Well....... I guess that's it, then. LOL

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Old 11-16-2005, 01:07 AM   #23
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Mine says "I'd Walk a Mile for a Maidrite !"
I can't tell you the first 2 unless you PM me, They well sound kind of naughty !
I about fell out of the Chair, My James one was "If you want to get ahead,Get a James" !
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Old 11-16-2005, 01:15 AM   #24
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okay i tried it again here's what i got lol

If you can't beat Desiree... join Desiree
(i don't think so lol)

Watch Out, There's a Desiree About !
(sums it up pretty well lol)

With a name like Middie, It has to be good
(that's better lol)
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Old 11-16-2005, 02:56 AM   #25
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haha

You can do it if you Zereh it.

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Funny stuff.


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Old 11-16-2005, 03:53 PM   #26
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I tried a few. The last one was "No one does chicken like Barbara." My first one was a little naughty. I will pm it to you if you want it!

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Old 11-16-2005, 04:00 PM   #27
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LOL I tried one more before exiting the site:

The Barbara Goes Straight to your Head.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:09 PM   #28
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ok, without the bucky, i came up with:

a tommy is forever

feel the raw nekkid tommy of the road

gonna be a while? grab a tom.
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Old 11-16-2005, 06:21 PM   #29
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U-R-MANIAC LIKE URMANIAC
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Old 11-17-2005, 08:01 AM   #30
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Come one, Come all to Ronjohn!

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Great, now I've got the old Beavis and Butthead "Come to Butthead" bit stuck in my head!
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Old 11-18-2005, 11:03 PM   #31
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A Jessica Is Forever

My goodness, you'd think my DH was churning out my slogans!

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Old 11-19-2005, 04:27 PM   #32
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I just did it again and got America's Most Trusted Crewsk!

TC's was The Incredible, Edible TC & Savannah's was Exceedingly Good Savannah.
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Old 11-19-2005, 05:07 PM   #33
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My latest is "All the Barbara that's fit to print."

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Old 12-08-2005, 10:27 AM   #34
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You Can't Top a Hyacinth.I like that actually.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:56 PM   #35
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Stop. Go. Sarah.
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:18 PM   #36
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I about peed my pants Middie.....I can't stop laughing!




Quote:
Originally Posted by middie
So Easy, No Wonder Middie is #1 !!!!

(don't know if that's good or not )

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Poppin Fresh Desiree
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:21 PM   #37
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[quote=ronjohn55]Come one, Come all to Ronjohn!


Hey....after you drank too much of that antifreeze Bucky mentioned......I dare you to go stand on your snowblower and shout it out to the world for all your neighbors to hear
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:29 PM   #38
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Mama Mia, That's a One Spicy Sizzlininin!
Please don't squeeze the tresa

I had to go through a few before I could pick ones to post because some were a little on the dirty side
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Old 12-09-2005, 09:36 AM   #39
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[quote=SizzlininIN]
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Hey....after you drank too much of that antifreeze Bucky mentioned......I dare you to go stand on your snowblower and shout it out to the world for all your neighbors to hear
in a toque, and boots, and your birthday suit!
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