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Old 09-07-2013, 08:28 PM   #61
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These are very funny! Thank you!

A bumpersticker: "Hang up and drive!"

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Old 09-07-2013, 09:26 PM   #62
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A personalized license plate (I can't make this up either)

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Old 09-07-2013, 09:40 PM   #63
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A personalized license plate (I can't make this up either)

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Old 09-07-2013, 09:42 PM   #64
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This cracked me up years ago, on a bumper sticker on the back of a delivery truck: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-Eat Sh#t."
I seen it too.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:11 PM   #65
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That is funny!

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Old 09-08-2013, 03:28 PM   #66
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It's funny, I called the 1-800-EAT number (more than once) and I get the "quick busy" signal. Evidently the number has been rendered permanently out of service by all the phone companies.
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Old 09-08-2013, 03:47 PM   #67
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Canadian slang/sayings:

double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar

If his I.Q. were any lower, we'd have to water him.

She'd try to sneak sunrise past a rooster.

He could stick handle his way through a box of matches.





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Old 09-08-2013, 03:54 PM   #68
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double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar
Here in US double-double means two hamburger patties and two slices of cheese on your hamburger.


Another saying: His IQ is lower than his body temperature...
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Old 09-08-2013, 05:32 PM   #69
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I made up some of the funny phrases. I told DA of the boring teacher: "I have met carpets which were more interesting than he."

When Gwen's car had the large amount of bird droppings upon its hood, I said, "I think every bird in the neighborhood finds the restroom facilities adequate, don't you?"

These are funny! I am very happy this posting is continuous!

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Old 09-08-2013, 05:35 PM   #70
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"He's so ugly he could knock the buzzards off a sh!twagon." A farmer at the produce market said that about his own son!

He was correct, unfortunately.

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Old 09-11-2013, 10:14 PM   #71
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Ouch lol
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:22 PM   #72
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A great southern one I always heard when I lived in Texas.

He has so much phony charm, he could talk a cat of the back of a fish wagon.
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:34 AM   #73
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Not a saying, but I'm sure most here will know what it means.
Cat, I am curious if you know what it is in reference to...

From a bumper sticker I saw yesterday:
Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
"I bet you can squeal like a pig." LOL
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:45 AM   #74
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I have seen this! I saw this movie called "Deliverance." DA has this.

"You got a pretty mouth."

Uckkkkkk!

And, "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music."

I did see the movie once with DA. I believe the one time was quite enough!

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Old 09-12-2013, 12:48 AM   #75
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I have seen this! I saw this movie called "Deliverance." DA has this.

"You got a pretty mouth."

Uckkkkkk!

And, "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music."

I did see the movie once with DA. I believe the one time was quite enough!

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Once was enough for me also.
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:04 AM   #76
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This movie disturbed me.

I do not like these.

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Old 09-12-2013, 01:21 AM   #77
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Did not see it. Don't think I want to now
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:11 AM   #78
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Did not see it. Don't think I want to now
It is best to leave this movie as unseen and go forward with the nice movies.

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Old 09-12-2013, 11:23 AM   #79
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Although a disturbing movie, the banjo duel was amazing!
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Although a disturbing movie, the banjo duel was amazing!
I agree. I did like that song/scene.
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