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Old 08-29-2005, 11:54 AM   #181
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Oops. Thats not me. Dang! Someone else better answer this!
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:58 AM   #182
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clouded over are you Alix? They just moved in here.....:(
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Old 08-29-2005, 02:29 PM   #183
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Well, the sun just barely started to peek through here!


I assume the next person does not speak Latvian!

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Old 08-29-2005, 03:34 PM   #184
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I can hardly speak English, So I assume your right unless my name is Jason Bourne !


I assume the next person knows who Jason Bourne is !
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:04 PM   #185
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oh dear, your assumption is wrong! Sorry Maidrite!

I'm thinking the next person likes mexican food!
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:37 PM   #186
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Yes but not near as much as BARBARA !

JKATH YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JASON BOURNE IS ?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "THE BOURNE IDENTITY " or " THE BOURNE SUPREMACY" THESE ARE GOOD MOVIES AND YOU WOULD KNOW JASON BOURNE!

I ASSUME THE NEXT PERSON WILL WATCH THESE MOVIES !
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:57 PM   #187
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Sorry...no....I spend too much time on the "Discuss Cooking" forum to have time for movies! lol

I assume the next person is an avid forum participator!
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:24 AM   #188
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Yep! I am addicted to Discuss Cooking, and I belong to a couple others. I even started my own teachers' forum, but so far we only have about 4 of us who contribute. One of these days! lol But the one I spend the most time on is this one. There are so many great people here!


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Old 08-30-2005, 03:10 AM   #189
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Nope never. I'm one of those annoying people always asking someone for the time.

I assume the next person is tattoo-less, like myself?
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:11 AM   #190
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Yes, I can't stand being without one!
I assume the next person has seen Crocodile Dundee (the movie)

PS I belong to a great teacher's forum Barbara!
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:14 AM   #191
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Oops I jumped in wrong sorry! Yes i am tatooless but DH has one.

I assume the next person has seen Crocodlie Dundee.........
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:02 PM   #192
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But of course Thats why I run around saying "Good Day Mate" and "I'll put another shrimp on the barbie" OK YES I AM SIMPLE MINDED!


I assume the next person is going to give me some advice!
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:48 PM   #193
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Dear Maidrite,
In Australia we say prawn not shrimp. Last week they tried to ban security guards at Parliament house from calling people mate but had to reinstate it after a few hours due to public protest!! Crocodile Dundee was not terribly accurate but it was kind of funny.


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Old 08-30-2005, 03:55 PM   #194
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nope i'm off today.

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Old 08-30-2005, 03:56 PM   #195
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No I just finished breakfast!!!!

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Old 08-30-2005, 03:57 PM   #196
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i have a shower everyday...sometimes twice !!!

i assume the next person is watching the news ?
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Old 08-30-2005, 05:08 PM   #197
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CNN is on all day in my house.

I assume the next person prefers original potato chips to BBQ flavored.
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Old 08-30-2005, 05:11 PM   #198
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how did you know wasabi ??????

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a drab day too ?
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:48 PM   #199
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Dear Maidrite,
In Australia we say prawn not shrimp. Last week they tried to ban security guards at Parliament house from calling people mate but had to reinstate it after a few hours due to public protest!! Crocodile Dundee was not terribly accurate but it was kind of funny.


I assume the next person will be at work.

Duly Noted MrsMac, Thank You for Clearing That Up !
Movies Make Us All Look Silly at Times !

No Middie I ALWAYS HAVE A MAIDRITE DAY !


I assume everyone understands that they broke the mold then made me!
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Old 08-30-2005, 07:25 PM   #200
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but of course they did

I assume the next person, hates calls from telemarketers?
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