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Old 09-10-2005, 03:08 PM   #341
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I'll take the 5th on that one...


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would rather not ever go to a dentist
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:13 PM   #342
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dentists never bothered me but now I can stand them.....my mouth does weird stuff just thinking about it,...THANKS!!!

I assume youll len me one?
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:16 PM   #343
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I'd lend you one.. if I knew what ya needed.
A dentist? You can have mine. I have nightmares for a week before
I go into get my teeth cleaned! YUCK!


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Old 09-10-2005, 03:20 PM   #344
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nah...they arent gonna run away!! I was asking for a mouth to borrow, not a dentist....ahhh k NO more talk of the dreaded!!!

I assume the next person is laughing!
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Old 09-10-2005, 04:29 PM   #345
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No not me right at the moment but this kitty is...



Does the next person have a decidedly sweet tooth?
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:09 PM   #346
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Most definitely!

I assume the next person is listening to rain on their roof.
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:41 PM   #347
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If you'd asked a few hours ago the answer would have been yes.. but, the sun is out again and the deer are playing in the yard.

I assume the next person would rather have fresh veggies
over the canned ones?
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:52 AM   #348
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mmm fresh veggies of course!!!

long hair or short hair?
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Old 09-11-2005, 01:04 PM   #349
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I assume the next person likes the smell of freshly laundered sheets?
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:07 PM   #350
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seems I messed things up a bit...errr...just wasnt enough java I tell ya...

who wouldnt enjoy that smell SC???

I assume the next person likes oldie cartoons?
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Old 09-11-2005, 03:41 PM   #351
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I'm just not a "cartoon" person....

I assume the next person likes strawberry shortcake!
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:50 PM   #352
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Yes, I love strawberry shortcake topped with whipped cream.

I assume the next person likes to garden.
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:59 PM   #353
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Nope.. yard work and I don't get along at all. Paul loves his garden though....

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Old 09-12-2005, 01:01 AM   #354
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Wink

Yes more than likely !



I assume the next person is ready for Eggs, Bacon, Toast and Coffee !
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mmm not quite yet, maybe the coffee now and the rest around 10ish thank you....

I assume the next person is using toothpicks to open their eyes now as well
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Old 09-12-2005, 12:49 PM   #356
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LOL!! Yep. Morning is my least favorite time of life.


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Old 09-12-2005, 01:08 PM   #357
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Of course!! Laughter is the best medicine!!!

I assume the next person is enjoying fine weather?
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Old 09-12-2005, 07:51 PM   #358
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yes, it's cool and sunny

I assume the next person has plans for the evening?


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Old 09-12-2005, 07:53 PM   #359
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Dinner, tv, computer, book, bed that's the plan

I assume the next person is going to make dinner soon?
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Old 09-12-2005, 08:42 PM   #360
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No, its 11:45am here!
I assume the next person is not at work at the moment.
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