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Old 09-18-2005, 11:04 PM   #481
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and cherries too !!!!!!!

i assume the next person likes banana splits ?
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:08 PM   #482
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Kind of...but only all strawberry topping...does that count?

I assume the next person eats ham and beans with cornbread on the side!
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:14 PM   #483
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sometimes i do !

i assume the next person has a sweet tooth ?
(i have 32 of them lol)
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:31 PM   #484
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ahemmm, yes

I assume the next person, is about ready to call it a day and a night?


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Old 09-19-2005, 01:12 AM   #485
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Yes, I just finished my lesson plans for the week, so it is time for bed (tomorrow have to write a 1050-1400 word paper after work, so need my sleep now!)

I assume the next person is not as big a procrastinator as I am (I have written every paper for this class on the day they are due and turned them in within minutes of the deadlines)

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Old 09-19-2005, 06:41 AM   #486
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Despite what I advise my class and my daughter I am the worst at leaving things until the last minute like you!!

I assume the next person is happy to be alive today.
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:20 AM   #487
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Yes but now I must fuction well enough to get things done !








I assume no one else has this problem !?
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:25 AM   #488
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Surprise Maidrite U R not the only one!

I assume the next person wishes there were some easier way to get up in the morning
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:57 PM   #489
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i wish we didn't have to get up at all lol.

i assume the next person is still clueless about dinner ?
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:16 PM   #490
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Definitely!! its 7:15am!

I assume the next person has a potted plant inside their house somewhere.
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:43 PM   #491
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I assume if I did, it is dead now.

I asume the next person will watch Desperate Housewives sunday.
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:57 PM   #492
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Wasabi I have one of those already That is enough. but she is one everyday!














I assume You All Know I LOVE YOU ?
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:39 PM   #493
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Should my husband be jealous??

I assume the next person has a beautiful heart?
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:33 PM   #494
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i try to have one yes.

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good dinner ?
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:57 PM   #495
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Not till about 11 P.M.



I assume the next person loves candles!
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Old 09-19-2005, 09:07 PM   #496
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she does

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Old 09-19-2005, 09:18 PM   #497
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Absolutely... Laughing is one of my preferred activities...

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Old 09-19-2005, 09:24 PM   #498
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yep as soon as I remove the bag on my head

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Old 09-19-2005, 09:47 PM   #499
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Yea Boy, lets eat !!!!!!!!!!!!












I assume the next person is still happy about lifes little funnys!
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Old 09-19-2005, 09:48 PM   #500
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Yea boy lets eat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








I assume the next person Loves this color more, than this color ?
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