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Old 09-28-2005, 03:18 AM   #721
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I love it but since my mum died it doesn't really happen any more, when I came out of hospital 2 weeks ago it was back to cooking, cleaning etc straight away (boo hoo)

I assume the next person really loves their mum.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:09 AM   #722
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I love her so much.

I assume the next person doesn't eat red meat.
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:08 AM   #723
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oh no!! I live on red meat! mmm it;s the best!

I assume the next person would rather eat veggies to red meat?
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:05 PM   #724
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Can't I have both?? Steak with a side of mushrooms??


I assume the next person loves to eat mushrooms??
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:06 PM   #725
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In any way, shape, or form!


I assume the next person likes cheese.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:07 PM   #726
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Cheese please. I really like the soft kinds. Brie is the best, yummmmy!!!


Cheese sandwich.. grilled or unmelted?
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:41 PM   #727
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grilled

I assume that the next person has never had chitlins.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:42 PM   #728
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Grilled!! but eh, ahem, Trish you are confusing us again!! This is the I ASSUME thread!!

I assume Trish has drunk a little too much
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:26 PM   #729
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I assume she's looking over her shoulder wondering why in heck Paul was playing the game for her!!!
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:36 PM   #730
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(Trish sniffs the air, wrinkles her nose and wonder, "is someone gossipping about me"??)

I assume Trish is very proud of Paul and his new employment....
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:51 PM   #731
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OH!!! I believe you are right!

I assume anyone would be proud of their **clears throat** significant other when something happy happens to them!
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:22 PM   #732
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Yes you are right.

I assume the next person has something old at the back of their fridge which should have been thrown out ages ago!!
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Old 09-28-2005, 07:29 PM   #733
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How'd you know that Mrsmac?

I assume everyone is geared up to watch LOST???


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Old 09-28-2005, 08:58 PM   #734
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I don't watch it but my brother loves it, I don't think its back here yet anyway.

I assume the next person is tired.
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Old 09-28-2005, 09:32 PM   #735
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Boy, you got me pegged today I'm beat..

I assume the next person is just begginning to relax after a long hard day?

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Old 09-28-2005, 09:47 PM   #736
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Mmm well I am ready for an afternoon nap! Its 12:50 here.
I assume the next person hates anchovies.
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Old 09-29-2005, 12:59 AM   #737
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Not my favorite but.. I don't hate them.

I assume the next person will excuse me
for the rest of the night. It's bed time.

sleep well and dream sweet everyone!
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Old 09-29-2005, 01:05 AM   #738
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You're Excused! May I go to the bathroom now?

I assume the next person is too tired to get up off their chair to go to bed!
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Old 09-29-2005, 01:43 AM   #739
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Wink

You have that right !









I assume the next person has a Little Helper Named Erin ?
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Old 09-29-2005, 06:11 AM   #740
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No this is a little angel Licia...



Okay... I assume the next person is also chatting with a mate on a messenger at the same time...
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