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Old 06-04-2012, 10:42 AM   #2101
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Orecchiete (Occhi di Pernice would be like eating Cheerios with sauce!)

Puttanesca or bolognese?
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Old 06-04-2012, 11:47 AM   #2102
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puttanesca

draft or bottled beer
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Old 06-04-2012, 12:56 PM   #2103
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Bottle ...

Gorgonzola Blue Vein Cheese or Bavarian Blue Cheese ...
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Old 06-04-2012, 04:18 PM   #2104
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gorgonzola

BBQ'd shredded beef sandwich or sloppy jo's?
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Old 06-04-2012, 04:43 PM   #2105
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Shredded beef

Burger with cheddar cheese or bleu cheese?
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Old 06-04-2012, 05:37 PM   #2106
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cheddar

as a side for a good steak... tossed salad or fruit salad
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:17 PM   #2107
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tossed salad

Onion on your salad?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:06 PM   #2108
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yes, but I prefer red or green onion. Others are too strong.

when making your salad... chop the lettuce yourself or open a bag
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:08 PM   #2109
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chop my own, romaine hearts.


busch's pork & beans or make your own?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:11 PM   #2110
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Busch's

baked beans... with onion and bacon or without
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:13 PM   #2111
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lemonade or limeade?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:14 PM   #2112
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:15 PM   #2113
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steak or chicken kabobs?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:19 PM   #2114
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lemonade and chicken kabobs, simonbaker

sweet or savory cornbread
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:21 PM   #2115
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chicken: white meat or dark meat?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:26 PM   #2116
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dark meat

go by bus or train
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:30 PM   #2117
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classic rock music or easy listening?
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:36 PM   #2118
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I like both, but I'll say classic rock


to relax.. take a hot bath or snuggle on the couch with your favorite blanket
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Old 06-04-2012, 10:34 PM   #2119
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I'll take the bath. If I curl up with a blanket and doze off, I wake up buried in cats!

Cable television or satellite?
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:15 AM   #2120
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chocolate ice cream or chocolate pudding
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