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Old 09-11-2011, 02:14 AM   #241
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Old 09-11-2011, 07:17 AM   #242
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Old 09-11-2011, 11:42 AM   #243
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Fireplace. On the deck outside!

Dutch oven or crock pot?
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Old 09-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #244
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Old 09-11-2011, 04:06 PM   #245
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Old 09-11-2011, 04:34 PM   #246
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Say what?!? Dishwasher!

Macaroni or vermicelli?
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:04 PM   #247
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duncan doughnuts or starbucks?
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:11 PM   #248
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Hot or iced tea?
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Old 09-11-2011, 08:22 PM   #249
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:25 PM   #250
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bananas or oranges
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Old 09-12-2011, 03:34 AM   #251
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Old 09-12-2011, 07:02 AM   #252
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Steak. Still a little too warm for lasagna.

Brocoli or cauliflower
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Old 09-12-2011, 01:59 PM   #253
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Arabbiata or Puttanesca
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Old 09-13-2011, 05:19 AM   #254
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I've never heard of Arabbiata, so I guess puttanesca.

Documentary or musical?
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Old 09-13-2011, 05:31 AM   #255
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Musical!

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Old 09-13-2011, 08:54 AM   #256
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Ceiling lamp or table lamp
Do YOU eat that?

table lamp

peanuts or popcorn
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:36 AM   #257
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Peanuts

Gloves or mittens?
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:05 PM   #258
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Do YOU eat that?

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peanuts or popcorn
Huh? Eat what?
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:06 PM   #259
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Gloves or mittens?
Gloves

Honeydew or cantalope
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Old 09-13-2011, 04:38 PM   #260
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What gives the musk melon its musk? Put em up, put em up! Cowardly Lion (sort of)

Cantaloupe

Olives black or green
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