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Old 09-13-2011, 05:44 PM   #261
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Old 09-13-2011, 06:05 PM   #262
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Pizza-take out or home made??
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Old 09-13-2011, 07:18 PM   #263
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smile or frown
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:10 PM   #264
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:41 PM   #265
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Driver. I am not comfortable unless I have control of the vehicle.

Standard shift or automatic?
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:51 PM   #266
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Standard for sure.

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Old 09-13-2011, 09:10 PM   #267
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I read more newspapers. Newspaper.

Tortillas or lefse?
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:49 PM   #268
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ketchup or mustard?
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:53 PM   #269
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Left handed or right handed?
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:20 AM   #270
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Right handed (with a few exceptions)

Sunset or sunrise
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:54 AM   #271
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Bacon or Sausage
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Old 09-14-2011, 10:50 AM   #272
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With eggs, bacon. With pancakes or waffles, sausage

Eggs over easy or scrambled?
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:04 AM   #273
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Over easy, although I steam them with a few drops of water and a lid, so no need to turn over.

Bottled dressing or home made?
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:07 PM   #274
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Only home made ever, for the last 35 years.

Salmon or tuna (fresh on both accounts)
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:17 PM   #275
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Tuna!! Seared rare! Somewhere along life's highway I developed and intense dislike for cooked Salmon. Don't exactly remember when. Lox and bagels is a love story though. Referring to my Jewish husband.

White rice, or brown?
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:53 PM   #276
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Philadelphia cream cheese or mascarpone?
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:19 PM   #277
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Mascarpone, but they are not really close enough for good comparison, imho.

Wheat thins or Triscuits
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:29 PM   #278
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Hot chocolate: with or without mini marshmallows
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:49 PM   #279
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With whipped cream and a shot of peppermint schnapps, no marshmallows!

Pumpkin pie or Pecan pie
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:22 PM   #280
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Pecan Pie.

Peecan or pacan?
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