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Old 09-16-2011, 08:04 PM   #321
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Clear broth

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Old 09-16-2011, 08:53 PM   #322
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Soup.

With or without crackers?
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:55 PM   #323
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Had a big, puffy omelet tonight.
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:26 PM   #324
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With crackers

Scrambled or fried eggs
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:27 PM   #325
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Scrambled.

Wall to wall carpet or area rugs?
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:40 PM   #326
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Area rugs

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Old 09-16-2011, 09:46 PM   #327
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Bottle. Sol with lime please.

Beagle or poodle?
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:48 PM   #328
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Beagle

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Old 09-16-2011, 09:53 PM   #329
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Good answer!

Chair

Memory foam or pillowtop mattress?
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:53 PM   #330
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Bottle. Sol with lime please.

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Lime and olives here
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:55 PM   #331
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Pillow topped

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Old 09-16-2011, 11:16 PM   #332
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Hard mattress.

House plants: ferns or ivy
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Old 09-17-2011, 01:25 AM   #333
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ferns... they don't grow out of control like ivy does.

Rocker or recliner?
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Old 09-17-2011, 11:27 AM   #334
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Old 09-17-2011, 12:09 PM   #335
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(Grapes) Green or Red?
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Old 09-17-2011, 02:10 PM   #336
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Peaches or plums?
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Old 09-17-2011, 02:33 PM   #337
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Plums if they are fesh and ripe.

Lettuce or tomato
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Old 09-17-2011, 04:47 PM   #338
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Old 09-17-2011, 04:50 PM   #339
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Old 09-17-2011, 06:37 PM   #340
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