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Old 03-24-2013, 03:03 PM   #3761
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French Toast

Fillet or Rib-Eye
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Old 03-24-2013, 03:06 PM   #3762
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Rib-eye (bone in preferably)

Red grapes or green grapes?
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Old 03-24-2013, 03:07 PM   #3763
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Green Hanepoot Grapes :)

Beetroot juice or tomato juice?
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Old 03-24-2013, 04:11 PM   #3764
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Tomato juice, but only in beer or chili

sweet yellow peppers or green peppers?
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:40 PM   #3765
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Red peppers, the darker the sweeter

Egg drop soup or hot & sour?
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:42 PM   #3766
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Hot & Sour

Fried rice or Steamed rice?
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:52 PM   #3767
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Fried

Salmon or Unagi?
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Old 03-24-2013, 10:47 PM   #3768
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salmon

kiwi or papaya?
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:27 AM   #3769
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Papaya

Lettuce or cabbage? (tacos)
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:01 AM   #3770
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Cabbage

Tuna Sashimi or Beef Carpaccio?
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Old 03-25-2013, 07:25 PM   #3771
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Carpaccio or steak tartar

Sauced or nicely seasoned? (Beef)
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Old 03-25-2013, 08:13 PM   #3772
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Nicely seasoned

popscicle or ice-cream sandwich?
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:28 PM   #3773
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Popsicle

Pizza with the works or Pizza Margarita ?
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:51 AM   #3774
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The works

Tator tot: Made with sweet potatoes or white potatoes?
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:45 AM   #3775
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Sweet Potatoes

Salad or warm cooked Veggies?
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:58 AM   #3776
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Vegies

Mashed potatoes with gravy or butter?
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:59 AM   #3777
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Brown Gravy :)

Eggs: Poached or scrambled ?
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:45 AM   #3778
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Scrambled.

Eggs 2: fried or omelet?
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:58 AM   #3779
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Scrambled.

Eggs 2: fried or omelet?
Fried

Cheese: Soft or hard?
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:37 PM   #3780
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That's a toughie,

Parmesian wouldn't be grate :) soft and gorgazola wouldn't be good hard.

Having said that...

Soft

Horse radish or tobasco (bloody Mary)
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