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Old 01-01-2016, 05:11 PM   #4661
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okay, I've officially lost my mind, HA!

New Year's Resolution : Make one or Not (keeping it doesn't count )
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Old 01-01-2016, 08:41 PM   #4662
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Never happen. It just sets you up for failure.

Exercise at home, or join a health club?
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Old 01-01-2016, 09:34 PM   #4663
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Exercise at home. I ride bicycle or walk around the lake in warmer weather. Granted "warmer weather" is approx. half the year or a little better. Does turning pages in a book count as exercise, if you keep snacks to a minimum. Cheese puffs don't count as cheesy fingers are meant to bookmark the pages.

Read the book (first) or see the movie ?
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Old 01-01-2016, 10:32 PM   #4664
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Definitely read the book first! They always leave out little parts in the movie fue to the time constraint :)

Popcorn...microwave, popper or already popped?
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Old 01-02-2016, 02:24 AM   #4665
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Definitely read the book first! They always leave out little parts in the movie fue to the time constraint :)

Popcorn...microwave, popper or already popped?
Neither, Pop it from scratch myself.

An orange or apple for a snack
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Old 01-02-2016, 04:22 PM   #4666
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a crunchy apple

hamburger (cheese on top included if thats your preference;) ) or hot dog?
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Old 01-03-2016, 11:44 AM   #4667
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Hot dog

mustard or ketchup on the hot dog?
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Old 01-03-2016, 11:55 AM   #4668
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I must have mustard on my hot dog.

Hot dog bun - toasted or steamed?
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Old 01-03-2016, 06:49 PM   #4669
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Toast Buns (HA!) ... preferably on the grill, MMM, now I want hot dogs

Okay, so, Hots Dogs and Beer, right?

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Beer : Small batch Craft Beer or Huge Conglomerate Mass Produced ?
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Old 01-03-2016, 08:03 PM   #4670
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Ha ha! There's nothing like a leading question, eh?

Doesn’t matter to me, since I don't like beer, but I'll say local craft beer on behalf of DH

Champagne or Prosecco?
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Prosecco!

Okay, the New Year is upon us and resolutions have been made, so,

Gym Membership or Free lance walking/jogging in the `hood?
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Go for the walk. You will meet all sorts of nice folks with just a smile and a good morning! And it makes someone very happy.

Pen or pencil
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Old 01-04-2016, 04:19 PM   #4673
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Go for the walk. You will meet all sorts of nice folks with just a smile and a good morning!
Not to mention muggers, rapists, serial killers, vicious animals and other types of assailants.

Pen

ballpoint pen or felt tip pen?
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Old 01-04-2016, 06:54 PM   #4674
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Not to mention muggers, rapists, serial killers, vicious animals and other types of assailants.
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(Fine point) Ball Point Pen, black ink only please...

Mashed Potatoes : (made with) Steamed or Boiled
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Old 01-04-2016, 09:48 PM   #4675
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Funny to see someone else as particular about a pen like I am...although I prefer blue ink

Never tried to steam a potato...I have to go with boiled :) I know it sounds silly but is it the same process as any other veggie?

White or sweet potato?
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Old 01-05-2016, 03:40 PM   #4676
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I prefer white, but my doctor recommends sweet (I'm diabetic)

Steak fries or crinkle cuts?
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:54 AM   #4677
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Crinkle cut hands down!

Go out to the movie theater or rent it on Netflix? (leaving the cost out of the picture!)
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Go to the theatre.

Action movie or chick flick?
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Old 01-08-2016, 11:38 PM   #4679
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Oo tough one! Depends on my mood but I'll say action

beer or hard liquor
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beer. I don't like hard liquor

Do you like your whisky straight or with a mixer?
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