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Old 10-01-2011, 12:13 PM   #501
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white.

Fall or Spring?
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:22 PM   #502
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Crab or lobster?
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:40 PM   #503
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Lobster by a tiny bit.

Leather or suede
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:50 PM   #504
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mine or yours
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:16 PM   #505
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Yours. Mine's been taken over by cats!


Bread or rolls?
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:30 PM   #506
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Wow. That is a tough one! Bread I guess.

Ice cream; float or sundae?
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:43 PM   #507
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Sundae. Hot fudge.

Peanut buster parfait or onion rings?
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:51 PM   #508
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Love them both, but hungry for onion rings now.

Onion rings with ketchup or BBQ sauce???
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:18 PM   #509
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Ketchup

Sweet pickles or dill pickles.
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:54 PM   #510
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Dill

Scallion or shallot?
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:52 PM   #511
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scallion

soup or salad?
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:14 PM   #512
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Soup

Mutt or purebred
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:06 AM   #513
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Lemonaid or limeaid?
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Old 10-02-2011, 06:27 AM   #514
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Lemonade

Sticky roll or Scone?
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Old 10-02-2011, 08:23 AM   #515
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Scone with clotted cream and a fruity herbal tea or an herbal chai.

Carrot sticks or celery sticks
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:51 AM   #516
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celery sticks. Great dipped in bleu cheese dressing while eating REAL Buffalo chicken wings (that's right. The bleu cheese dressing is for the celery, NOT the wings!)

Salsa or pico de gallo?
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Old 10-02-2011, 03:49 PM   #517
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salsa

burrito or taco
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Old 10-02-2011, 06:53 PM   #518
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Burrito

Cerveza o vino?
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:49 AM   #519
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vino (locally made)

rice or potatoes? (Choice of side dish starch)
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:37 AM   #520
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That's a tough one. Really like both. I guess rice but just by a tiny bit.

Transmition: manual or automatic
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